"I'm Sorry I'm MIA. Miss You Barbie" Umm WTF? (3/27/2011)

So my sister left a little while ago and now I am alone in my apartment feeling well, alone. This weekend was fun, and I don’t think she thought anything was wrong but I was sad/annoyed at Workaholic Ken the entire time. Fail on my part.

On Friday he texted me early, around 6:30, asking how my week had gone. I answered around 8:30, “fine, you?” And then nothing. Sister and I went to dinner and then met some of my friends at Buffalo Billiards in Dupont. Wow there are a lot of men that bar...THEN around 1:30 a.m. Workaholic Ken texts me, and when I don't respond he calls me. The text says, “So are you out tonight or what? I just blew off some steam but Nate is with a girl. I’m heading home. Alone.” Umm WTF? Do you sometimes go home NOT ALONE? Oh and doesn’t “So are you out tonight or what?” seem to have an annoyed undertone to it? I mean, hellooo he would know if I was out if he had asked me earlier!! How unbelievably frustrating. 

Around 2:30 Morgan and I left Buffalo Billiards and in the cab on our way home is when I saw the text and missed call.  So an hour had lapsed between him calling/texting and me seeing it. I decided to call him (I was a little drunky for texting)—but he didn’t pick up. So then I texted, “Hey I’m heading home now. Sorry I missed you.” He texts me back “No bid deal. I’m in bed. Hope you had a good night. I’m sorry I’m MIA. Miss you Barbie (my name). Night." I didn’t respond. Did it really need a response? You miss me? You're sorry you are MIA? Then why didn't you ask me to hang out tonight!!! What is your problem?? Can he really be this clueless? 

The next day I was feeling bad about not responding to the "miss you text" (I am SUCH a fail) so I sent him a text around 4pm that just said, “Hope you’re having a good Sat. and not working too hard.” He immediately responds, “Nope. In Reston. With (His Boss’s Name). We had a lovely little subway lunch together. It’s been a great day.” I don’t respond. Because once again, didn’t really seem to warrant a response. So around 6 I decide…ok you miss me so much prove it come see me. So I text him “I’m going out in Dupont tonight. I think you should meet up with us. Just a suggestion.” I thought the phrasing was easy, light, no pressure—I didn’t really think there was anything wrong with my text.

However, he clearly did not agree with me because I STILL have not heard from him. It is now 2pm on Sunday.  It has officially been over two weeks since I saw him. He couldn’t even text me back saying he was busy or not going out or in the hospital (I don't wish him harm I promise)….He just ignored the text. Pretty awful. Maybe this is it and I will just never hear from him again…I think if it goes another day or so with nothing I can just assume its over. And of course by “it” I am referring to the very non-relationship thing we have going on. Booooo. Ugh now it is 5:41pm on Sunday and still  nothing! 12:04 am on Monday and still nooooo text. Nooooo call. Going to bed.